FRIDAY NIGHT CONSISTING OF OLD EPS OF GRAHAM NORTON SHOW LIFE IS GREAT SUCH POSITIVE VIBES NO FEELINGS OF DESPAIR EVER

Independence

  • America: We had a war with England- ofc dumping their tea in the ocean was part of that process
  • Mexico: We had a war with Spain
  • Haiti: We revolted [as slaves] and fought against the French
  • Brazil: We had a war with Portugal
  • France: We beheaded people and sacked a really old fortress
  • Scotland: We voted
  • America:
  • Mexico:
  • Haiti:
  • Brazil:
  • France:
  • Scotland: hey it was a <i>revolutionary</i> vote
  • Haiti: We decapitated our masters

Skills include distracting parents when they start talking about something I did wrong

  • normal fans make classic who references like: "Would you like a jelly baby?"
  • We make references like: NIMONS BE PRAISED! ZAGREUS EATS LOT OF BREAD AND THEN TOUCHES PLANTS!